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This time, the mascot
fights back.

A roadside empire has spent years suing small businesses over circular logos with animals in them. The People's Squirrel is the first one big enough to sue back. $NUTTER is the unofficial {{ chain.chainAdjective }} token about it.

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The People's Squirrel
ORIGINAL MASCOT ART
THE PEOPLE'S SQUIRREL — COUNSEL RETAINED, PAPERWORK PENDING
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REWARDS → CHARITY
BREAKING NUTS✦ SQUIRREL POWER: CRITICAL✦ LAWYERS DEPLOYED: TOO MANY✦ ACORNS SECURED: 1,000,000,000✦ INTRINSIC VALUE: ABSOLUTELY QUESTIONABLE✦ COMMUNITY ENERGY: FERMENTING✦ BEAVER STATUS: CONSULTING COUNSEL✦
00 — WHY THIS EXISTS

Late to the joke?

The whole situation in our own words, with links to the people who actually reported it.

THE MOMENT

A roadside retail giant with a cartoon-rodent logo built a reputation for defending it hard — including against small businesses whose logos merely happened to be round with an animal inside.

A late-night comedy programme answered by inventing an enormous costumed squirrel and pointing it straight at the company's lawyers. The internet did what the internet does.

$NUTTER is a community token about that bit. It is not connected to anyone involved, and the squirrel on this site is our own original character, with his own name.

AS SEEN ON
3RD-PARTY CLIP
The clip everyone's sharing 489K likes on the show's own TikTok. Opens on TikTok, in a new tab. ↗
01 — THE LORE

Defender of the mascots

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FICTIONAL ANTAGONIST
The circle-logo bully

A generic roadside mascot with a suspicious fondness for lawsuits, signage the size of small municipalities, and circles it defends like family heirlooms. Small businesses with round animal logos have learned to dread the mailman.

✗ Believes geometry can be owned
✗ Retains counsel before breakfast
✗ Entirely fictional. Please note that.
COMMUNITY MASCOT
Defender of the mascots

An enormous squirrel who showed up for every small mascot that ever got a cease-and-desist over a round logo — moose, ducks, beavers, and whatever else is standing behind him. Owns nothing. Fears less.

✓ Shows up when a small logo gets bullied
✓ Reads every envelope. Files them all.
✓ Answers to the community, not a board
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02 — WHY $NUTTER

Four honest reasons

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Parody power

Born from an absurd cultural moment that practically arrived pre-memed.

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Community owned

No official affiliation. No corporate overlords. Just squirrels with internet access.

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Memes over promises

No fake utility theater. The entertainment and community are the product.

03 — LIVE TOKEN PANEL

Real data only

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04 — HOW TO BUY

Four steps, no shortcuts

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Install a wallet

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Use the verified link

Open the launch or trading link from this website only.

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Check, then swap

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Never trust contract addresses posted in replies, direct messages, or unofficial Telegram groups.

05 — NUTONOMICS

Nutonomics

TOTAL SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000 $NUTTER
ALLOCATION
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STATUS
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79.3%
VERIFIED
Migration liquidity
Held back by the platform and paired into the DEX pool at graduation.
20.7%
PLATFORM MECHANIC
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No pre-mint. Any dev holding is bought on the open market.
0%
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100% OF FUND
PENDING VERIFICATION
Locked / vested
Nothing pre-allocated. Community-held liquidity is locked in stages at market-cap milestones, starting at $25K.
STAGED
AT $25K MCAP

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06 — CHARITY & TRANSPARENCY

The Good-Nut Fund

The fund is filled by {{ chain.launchpadName }} creator rewards — the trading fees this token pays its creator. 100% of them are intended for Hunger Free America and the Institute for Justice (which litigates against exactly this kind of trademark bullying), split evenly, no cut taken. Donations are made independently by this project, and every entry below must be backed by an on-chain signature before it counts.

CREATOR-REWARDS WALLET
[ wallet address to be published ]
50% TO
Hunger Free America
50% TO
Institute for Justice
TOTAL SENT ON
GOAL: TBD
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Each future row will carry a recipient, transaction signature, date, amount, and a verification link.

Any donations shown here are made independently by the project or its community. No recipient organization's inclusion implies endorsement, partnership, or affiliation. Institute for Justice crypto donation info: ij.org/support/donate-crypto.

07 — MEME LAB

Meme lab

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08 — THE LITMUS TEST

The litmus test

PHASE 1
CURRENT
Crack the nut
▸ Fair launch
▸ Website
▸ Verified social accounts
▸ Contract verification
▸ Meme toolkit
PHASE 2
IN PROGRESS
Release the squirrel
✓ Meme generator is live — try it below
▸ Community competitions
▸ Transparency dashboard
▸ Creator outreach
PHASE 3
ASPIRATIONAL
Enter the cultural record
▸ Major community milestones
▸ Creator rewards donated
▸ Original animated content
▸ Community-designed merch
▸ Potential exchange applications
No price targets, listing guarantees, or promises of media coverage. Plans may change or not happen at all.
09 — FAQ

Straight answers

Is this affiliated with any television host or program?

No. This is an unofficial, community-created parody token. No host, program, or network is involved in any way.

Is this affiliated with any retailer or gas station chain?

No.

Is this an investment?

$NUTTER is a speculative meme token with no promise of value, profit, utility, or future performance.

What is the official contract address?

The verified address will appear at the top of this website and on the project's official social accounts. Nowhere else.

Are donations guaranteed?

No. Donations depend on the creator rewards this token actually earns, and only completed, publicly verifiable transactions count.

Can I lose money?

Yes. Meme tokens are highly volatile and buyers may lose some or all of the funds used to purchase them.

Acorns before attorneys.

A parody token, a giant squirrel, and a community that reads the disclaimer.

BACK THE NUT

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